Avengers Quotes for everyday use!!

"Are you alright?"
"Yeah, it's just....... I had a date."

"What do you think?'
*Pretend to shot it*
"I think it works."

"Tell me the truth!"
"Truth is........ I am Iron Man."

"Where is my iPod?"
"I've sent it off, I know not where."

"Your crazy."
"Is it madness?! IS IT?"

"I have this really epic secret, but I promised I wouldn't tell-"
"TELL ME!!!"

"Is dad awake yet?"
"Father has fallen into the odinsleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again."

Mom: We need to talk.
Me: It's not that I don't love our little talks, its just that.......... I don't love them.

*Puts on Halloween costume*
"The costume's a bit much. So tight, the confidence! I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, want to have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism?"\

Sister: Scared of a little storm?
Me: I'm not overly fond of what follows.

*Calls random number*
Person: Who's there?
Me: I am Loki of asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
Or
Me: I'm a billionare genius playboy philanthropist.
*Hangs up*

*Sister is wearing dress*
Me: "Darth mother know you wereth her drapes?"

"Do you need something?"
"I need a distraction. And an eyeball."

"Nice to meet you."
"We've sorta met. I watched you while you were sleeping."

*Cuts something with a knife, like a vegetable or something*
"So that's what it does."

*On a trampoline*
"Lets test if 10% achieve lift."
*Jumps and does a back flop*

*Playing cards*
"Make a move, reindeer games!"
*They make a play*
"Good move."

Before a race
"I am burdened with glorious purpose!"

In the car:
"I know this neighborhood! I got beat up in that alleyway. And that parking lot..... And behind that diner."

"Why?"
"Because no matter how much you claimed to love me, you could never have a frost giant sitting on the throne of asgard!"

"You doing anything this weekend?"
"Well, all the guys in my barber shop quartet are dead, so no. Not really."

Selling something
"Each one of these you buy is a bullet in your best mans gun."

"You ready?"
"I'll be fine, I've knocked out adolf hitler over 200 times!"

Talking about anyone
"That guys brain is a bag full of cats! You can smell crazy on him!"

When someone says O my God
"There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."

"Why'd you lie to me?!"
"I only wanted to protect you from the truth."
"Because I-I-I- I'm the monster parents tell their children about at night? It all makes sense now why you favored Thor all those years, because no matter how much you claimed to love me, you could never have a frost giant sitting on the throne of asgard!"

"What would your parents say if they saw you fighting?"
"Well they wouldn't exactly be shocked."

"I don't trust you anymore."
"Trust my rage."





No I'm not obsessed what in the 9 realms gave you that idea?

That was not a lie.



I think I have surpassed obsessed.

WATCH THESE CLIPS AND TELL ME THAT IT IS NOT EITHER INCREDIBLY SAD OR THE WORLDS BEST ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IF YOUR NOT CRYING YOU MUST WATCH THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU ARE YOU MUST STILL WATCH THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love the quotes! Shakespeare in the park!  

"Listen well brother."
*Gets blown off the mountain*
"I'm listening."