Sister: Where's my iPod?
Me: I've sent it off, I know not where!
Friend: Your crazy.
Me: Is it madness? Is it?!
Sister: Will you do the dishes for me?
Me: No. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go destroy jotunhelm. (Pronounced Yodenhime)
Friend: I have this really epic secret, but I promised I wouldn't tell anyone-
Me: TELL ME!!!!
Sister: Remember when we were little and we would-
Me: I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness.
Sister: Is dad awake yet?
Me: Father has fallen into the Odinsleep, mother fears he will never awaken again.
Mom: We need to talk.
Me: It's not that I don't love our little talks, its just that.......... I don't love them.
*Puts on Halloween costume*
"The costume's a bit much. So tight, the confidence! I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, want to have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism?"\
Sister: Scared of a little storm?
Me: I'm not overly fond of what follows.
*Calls random number*
Person: Who's there?
Me: I am Loki of asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
Or
Me: I'm a billionare genius playboy philanthropist.
*Hangs up*
*Sister is wearing dress*
Me: "Darth mother know you wereth her drapes?"
All of these are quotes from the awesomest character ever- Loki of Asgard! He is burdened with glorious purpose. Except the last two, those are Tony Stark (AKA Iron Man).
Me: I've sent it off, I know not where!
Friend: Your crazy.
Me: Is it madness? Is it?!
Sister: Will you do the dishes for me?
Me: No. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go destroy jotunhelm. (Pronounced Yodenhime)
Friend: I have this really epic secret, but I promised I wouldn't tell anyone-
Me: TELL ME!!!!
Sister: Remember when we were little and we would-
Me: I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness.
Sister: Is dad awake yet?
Me: Father has fallen into the Odinsleep, mother fears he will never awaken again.
Mom: We need to talk.
Me: It's not that I don't love our little talks, its just that.......... I don't love them.
*Puts on Halloween costume*
"The costume's a bit much. So tight, the confidence! I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, want to have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism?"\
Sister: Scared of a little storm?
Me: I'm not overly fond of what follows.
*Calls random number*
Person: Who's there?
Me: I am Loki of asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
Or
Me: I'm a billionare genius playboy philanthropist.
*Hangs up*
*Sister is wearing dress*
Me: "Darth mother know you wereth her drapes?"
All of these are quotes from the awesomest character ever- Loki of Asgard! He is burdened with glorious purpose. Except the last two, those are Tony Stark (AKA Iron Man).
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